Ok, let me calm myself down before I write this article. I promise you at least some entertainment, and an informative piece about the differences between real life ecchi and Anime ecchi.
For starters, a life lived in the imaginative worlds of Anime conditions the mind to believe that ecchi is a phenomenon that does not occur in real life. I believe contrary to this, because as I was innocently waiting for my bus this afternoon a beautiful young woman flashed her breasts at me, smiling as her friends giggled and skipped along merrily.
I did not ask for her to do this, even though I hinted at the fact that I did not want to pressure her or force her into anything by declaring that “I am a gentleman”, she simply ignored me as smiled as she flashed her goods at me. She was quite busty too, but I was so shocked at this that I was lost for words, reduced to faux-Victorian prudery: “My Word!” is all I could say.
There are many differences between real life ecchi and Anime ecchi. The most important difference is that when it happens to you in real life you can’t predict how you’ll react to it. As much as I tried to call these goods flashed at me something else, breasts was the only word that could truly describe them, because that’s what they were, simple as that. I didn’t giggle at using this word anymore, for some reason. Maybe because the second important difference between Real Life Ecchi and Anime Ecchi is that when it happens in real life, it makes a man of you, builds a lot more maturity and understanding of human sexuality that no amount of Kanokon will prepare you for. Because when it happens to you in real life, you never see it coming. It just happens.
I’ve written a few articles on women in the past few days, and this one may seem in bad taste compared to even my one about girls who wear glasses, but I don’t see myself as being a macho man who’s scored an eyeful, I see myself more as an admirer of the female form, true to life as nature intended. After you’ve had experiences like this Anime shows like Love Hina all seem a bit silly when compared to how male/female interactions really happen.
Excuse me, while I dig the grave of my last pieces of innocence, in the earth where it rests and renews the soil. This may take some time to think over.
